Not sure what it is about bodily functions that get young kids all in a giggle, but tonight was no exception for my little ones. Two came down the stairs and said "G-man call me name, me fardy."
"Oh Two, tell G-man that isn't nice."
"G-man not nice, mom me said, me not fardy."
For some reason the tables kind of turned and little Two thought that it was funny as well as B and G-man. So then they sat around telling fart jokes. So I enlightened them with my favorite all time joke.
"why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup?"
"because if they add more it would be "two Farty" (240) (said with an Irish accent).
The kids kind of laughed. Then after explaining the joke they laughed even more. You know if there was just one more bean it would make you farty. G-man asked and guessed "oh so it makes you too farty? "
Yes....anyway I laughed good cuz its just funny, and the thing that is even more funny is hearing my dad laugh as he tells this joke. Anyway there's your joke for the night.