So you may have thought that bald comment was funny how about some of these:
"I don't want to wear my sexy butt jeans anymore."
Just a side note the other day she put her "sexy butt" jeans on and while admiring her butt in the mirror said "mom these pants make my butt look sexy." Hence the name of the jeans.
"me Farded, you farded?"
- background on this, we were all asleep in our room, kids on the floor adults in the bed and Emily passed some gas, then followed by her dad. Which is when she said that. Then for some reason maybe it was Dad's black beans from dinner, but there soon followed a morning melody.
"you me buy diapers."
...I decided its time to Potty Train Emily and so I refuse to buy her more diapers after she is done with the ones we have. I told her to go get her diaper to put on and she went down stairs, she found there was only one left, she ran back up stairs with Timmy's diaper, put her hands on her hip and said "you me buy diapers."
"I am going to go and get my FHE stuff done."
Gregory "your F A G? fffffffffffff aaaaaaaaa gggggggg? What is your FAG?
For those who might not know FHE stands for Family Home Evening, each Monday night we have FHE where we typically sing songs, talk about the week coming up, have some kind of lesson and don't forget the treats after! And on some nights we actually get through it all with out anyone crying or running around the room.
And the best of all, after we finish up FHE, our lesson on keeping our bodies healthy, Gregory the qouter of the day says:
"Mom and Dad were you shy when you first showed your..." as he grabbed between his legs. " privates when you got married." At least he added the married part!