4 KIDS NO DOG and a BABY

4 KIDS NO DOG and a BABY

November 03, 2008

Cock-a-doo-da-poo!

Why is it that the morning when you just fell asleep, having some crazy dream, because you are finally asleep, the rooster crows! Yeah right not around here, we like to wake up actually before the sun does so we don't even hear the roosters over our morning noise, usually consisting of some fighting over the sounds of TV.

But this morning, I was awoken by the bright lights of my over head light, and the sweet sounds of my Two saying "It's morning time. Mom wake up." I bolted up thinking, "It is probably seven thirty and I have to get the kids off to school, yeah I got 3 1/2 hours of sleep!!" As I rubbed the sleep from my eyes I looked at the clock "4:45". No it isn't time to wake up. "Two get in bed with Mommy. It isn't time to wake up."

"Daddy not here. Time to wake up." Followed by tears and gnashing of teeth.

"Just lie down next to mommy." As she cries she climbs in bed with me, curls up next to me with her outfit picked out for the day on. We fall asleep.

In the dark of the morning still, I hear cries from T-Rex. As I rub my eyes and look at the clock I figure a little before six is an ok time for him to wake up. I go dragging my feet, in to his dark cave of a room, open the door and am hit by the smell "Oh Crap, why did he have to poop so early in the morning?" I ask myself, because instead of having him curl in bed with me I am going to have to change him.

I reach in blindness to pull him out of the crib. He grabs my arms and I hoist him up, and then I feel that little bare bum on my arms. Crap! I flick on the light, and blink, blink, blink to see. Yep the dirty diaper lay next to a pile of more pooh on his sheets. And the only thing I can think is "You fed the baby chili? You never feed a baby chili."

6 comments:

Melissa said...

So gross :) I hate when things like this happen!

Cheryl Anne said...

HAHA, I thought you fed him apples and popcorn. :) There's nothing worse than thinking you can put a child right back to sleep, then realizing that the situation is worse than you thought. Be it poop, throw up, pee or whatever. Part of the joys of motherhood I guess.

Angela said...

Things like that are best to happen after breakfast
that is if they have to happen at all

katharine said...

what a morning! we were up at 5:45 and I thought i had it bad! get to bed early tonight!

Yvonne said...

Oh my.

Shannon and Brad said...

Haha! Avery did this once and had smeared it all over the walls and on the rails of her crib. NOT fun to clean up. The joys... the joys.

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