November 14, 2008

Plastic Addiction Over

Our little Two has been addicted to sucking her Binky for three years now and for the last two weeks she hasn't used one. YEAHH, now our orthodontist bill won't be so outrageous. However we have a minor problem on our hands. No she hasn't started sucking her thumb. She found something else.

I was sleeping nice snug in my bed, when I woke up to someone stuck to my head.
Little sleeping Two was sucking my nose, I guess with out a Binky that is the way life goes.
I wiggled her off, tempting to do so in a quicky, luckily I didn't wake up with a nose hickie.
A one night mishap? No not a chance. For a few days later she tried it again.

And while you are laughing I think some did miss, the comment that Bee made about my chest.
She looked up at me and started to say, "Mom your boobies are sagging and baggy and look like mashed potatoes." Oh that was such a nice day! Now all I have running through my head is the wiggles singing a song about me. "Mashed Potatoes, Mashed Potatoes, Mashed potatoes, potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes...ewww lalala ewww lalala...."


Yvonne said...

I didn't miss the comment--I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ; )

I'd be tempted to give her back the binky, rather than having her suck my nose.

Cheryl Anne said...

too funny :) At least she's not doing it when she's awake. lol

Angela said...

too funny

Tonya said...

Oh man, kids are so funny. Now I have the mashed potato song in my head.

Jessica Simonsen Howard said...

That is way too funny. Kids do say the darndest things.

Tonia said...

Eliora use to suck on my knuckle. I think I might have that song stuck in my head now...thanks a lot!

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny when you can make me laugh when I'm sick! Happy nose sucking to two!


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