>Can you cry under water?
> ________________________________
>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
> ________________________________
>Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny
>for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
> ________________________________
>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>buried in for eternity?
________________
>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> ________________________________
>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
>be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
>like every two hours?
>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
>you naked anyway.
>Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
>coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
> ________________________________
>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>assassinated instead of just murdered?
> ________________________________
>Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny
>for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
> ________________________________
>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>buried in for eternity?
________________
>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> ________________________________
>What disease did cured ham actually have?
>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
>be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
>like every two hours?
>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
>you naked anyway.
>Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
>coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
2 comments:
Those are great!!! I could make a comment about each and every one. Thanks for a GREAT LAUGH!!!
lol. wow. these are funny. i have given thought to a few of them..[in the past]..but yeah..it's pretty fun to think about random little things in life that make no sense. =]
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