TeeHeeHee Thursday

Life has been so crazy that I could use a little laugh. Well I got one this morning. Eric woke up around 4:45 am, which I had been awake since 2:30 when G-man and B were fighting over floor space in our room, after kicking them out of my bed. Yeah I know that isn't very funny especially since T-rex "slept through the night" (well he woke up at 4 am which he hasn't slept straight from 8-4 for a long time). But anyway so Eric decides to just shower and leave for work.

Sometime between Eric going down stairs and him leaving G-man ended up in my bed. I finally started to fall back to sleep. Until I hear the door alarm and front door shut, when I realize Eric just left, G-man springs up in bed. He says in a panic, "MOM someone just broke into our house." I could hear the panic in his voice, and being that it still was dark, I could understand his concern. But it made me giggle. I reached over put my hand on his chest and with my most calming mom voice said "G its just Dad leaving for work. Go back to sleep." He did, I did, and then we were almost late for school, leaving the house with only a minute to spare.


Ok G-man has been saying some pretty random things. Not sure what is going through his head. But I was getting ready for our date on Saturday night and trying on different outfits. I came out and asked Eric if I looked nice. Notice I had to ask. :) G-man popped in "you look Gay."

"that isn't very nice."

B asked "What does Gay mean?"

G-man tells her "it means you like girls."

B replies "Oh Dad you are so Gay."


Then he has been going on this whole "i'm dying and my body is falling apart and you have to take me to the doctors right now." I am so not sure why he is feeling like he is falling apart and dying. He is a healthy little boy other than the few little accidents he has had lately. But Saturday and then Sunday night he threw this teary eyed fit swearing he was dying and we had to take him to the doctor. We tried to figure out what was wrong but he just said he was falling apart- probably heard me saying that one too many times. But he then looked at me, who at this point was laughing because it was so random, he said "I can't yawn." We assured him that he didn't need to yawn to survive. I tried yawning for him to provoke a yawn and it didn't work. The poor child couldn't yawn, and he was so frustrated, he just passed out and went to sleep.

TeeHeeHee Tuesday: Potty Humor

Not sure what it is about bodily functions that get young kids all in a giggle, but tonight was no exception for my little ones. Two came down the stairs and said "G-man call me name, me fardy."

"Oh Two, tell G-man that isn't nice."

"G-man not nice, mom me said, me not fardy."

For some reason the tables kind of turned and little Two thought that it was funny as well as B and G-man. So then they sat around telling fart jokes. So I enlightened them with my favorite all time joke.

"why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup?"

"why?"

"because if they add more it would be "two Farty" (240) (said with an Irish accent).

The kids kind of laughed. Then after explaining the joke they laughed even more. You know if there was just one more bean it would make you farty. G-man asked and guessed "oh so it makes you too farty? "

Yes....anyway I laughed good cuz its just funny, and the thing that is even more funny is hearing my dad laugh as he tells this joke. Anyway there's your joke for the night.

TeeHeeHee Tuesday

We have a little point and shoot cannon camera. It takes decent pictures, even though my dream is to own a really nice camera and become a professional photographer, well not professional but would love to photograph on the side..anyway sorry this is suppose to be TeeHeeHee Tuesday, yeah another thing I came up with. But for TeeHeeHee (you know a little giggle) I decided I need to share a few little stories to get a little Teeheehee out of you.

So my camera, it has this little feature that creates little squares to focus on faces. I decided to take a few pictures of T-Rex this afternoon. And well the angle I was or the angle T-rex was, the squares focused on his little, well obviously not that little, ears. I laughed so hard, as I looked at the screen and saw his ears squared off. I guess I better save some money for an Ear tuck.

Then this morning as Eric was getting ready for work he and B had this conversation:
"Dad do you have bangs?"
"Yes"
"well why do you do your hair like that?" She asked pointing to him slicking back his hair with gel into a hair do.
"Because I like to look nice. Do you not like my hair like this."
"No because it makes your forehead bald."
There you have it, now you know, Eric has a bald forehead.
But that is not the end Eric then replied..."well my forehead is only going to get balder and bigger."

(I guess Eric was out of gel the day we took this picture usually he doesn't have any bangs.)