Ten Things I have learned Recently

1. While walking with your children in the double stroller, it is important to buckle them up especially the one in front, who falls asleep, because as you go down the hill and over the curb she may fall flat on the hot pavement and burn her unshoed feet.
2. If you want to get a library card, your name needs to be on the utility bill not just your husbands.
3. Dance Dance Revolution is a great game but not if you live on the fourth floor of a complex, your neighbors might not appreciate it.
4. Sunblock really works, and while lathering your face you might not want to forget your ears. Burnt ears aren't very fun.
5. Humidity and salt air really make you sticky.
6. Goldfish may be harmless little creatures but if you are a dead duck in the water you will become prey.
7. If you want to swim with dolphins you will have to take your children's college funds to pay for it.
8. It only takes about two weeks from moving for others to stop calling you. (there is a five hour difference from Texas though)
9. Coconuts don't land quietly or softly from the fourth floor.
10. Dryer sheets really should be used as fabric softeners and not as "man I left the wash in the washer too long lets make the clothes smell "clean" not mildewy."